May 2013
zapppping:
just-another-puzzle:
markohppus:
bceky:
markohppus:
giving birth is essentially just like pooping except out a different hole
are your poops covered in blood and start screaming and crying
only after i eat mexican food
olé
omg
chrisynova:
praying:
cute boys only exist to cause pain
In my ass
colorado-wannabe:
So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
dinnerpartydan:
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
rneerkat:
if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business
So, since it's Fetish Friday
nsfweezy:
Send me a fetish and I’ll answer
No | Maybe | I guess | I’d try it | Hell yes | YES GOOD | GOD DAMNIT FUCK ME NOW |
collectyourhearts:
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
